Skincheese started as one standard: find phallic imagery, on your device, and keep nothing. Everything here grew from that engine: live situational awareness, an atlas of the places maps disagree about, and field guides for the trips we actually take. This page is the whole file.
Free and on-device. Drop in an image and a NudeNet + MobileNet pipeline runs in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, nothing is kept.
/ ›Tall buildings, towers, monuments, bridges and public cameras around your approximate location, graded SC-1 to SC-4. Worldwide reference sites too.
/#alerts ›Live aircraft, satellites overhead, earthquakes, launches and weather, centered on wherever you are.
/overwatch/ ›Brie to Limburger 5.7o, aged rather than trained. Casu Marzu 6 remains in containment.
/platform/ ›Thirty places where the world's maps don't agree, each with its own dossier, satellite imagery and live signals.
/maps/ ›Trip guides that install like apps and work offline. SkinView flies the day's plan over a 3D city, after Bilawal Sidhu's God's Eye View. Walks, Citi Bike rides and live check-ins.
/nyc/ ›Skincheese.com sets out the detection protocol, a public API spec, a confidence scoring model and access tiers.
A rotating globe of cartographic anomalies and flight corridors. It ran through ten versions by August, preserved at /maps/classic/.
NAB in Las Vegas, a SoCal road trip, Donna's 80th in Colorado Springs, LCD Soundsystem in Napa, a class-of-'96 reunion. Each one a phone-first page built for that trip.
Tequila Tuesday in Wisconsin, Toro y Moi in Ventura, MBG 80 in San Francisco, a day on Lake Sonoma. The travel hub put them on one timeline.
All maps moved to open, key-free tiles. Free and open data became the house rule.
A two-car, six-person guide to the 53rd Telluride Film Festival, with a live picks board.
A new homepage with the scanner first, Alerts, Overwatch and the Platform. Maps v3 becomes the Atlas of Disagreement. New York City debuts SkinView: 3D fly-throughs, walks, Citi Bike rides and check-ins to Claude and Jeri.
/The free on-device scanner, and what we built on top of it./platform/Capabilities, architecture and the model family./overwatch/The whole picture, live./solutions/Deployments and engagement tiers./faq/What people ask before they sign./privacy.htmlWhat the scanner does and does not keep./maps/Thirty places where maps disagree, watched live./maps/classic/The original globe and side-by-side atlas (v10, August 2026)./view/US data comparison pages./travel/Every guide on one timeline./nyc/Oct 24 – Nov 1, 2026./tff/Sept 4–7, 2026./boat/Aug 15, 2026./mbg/Aug 7–9, 2026./toro/Jul 31 – Aug 2, 2026./ttirl/Jul 9–13, 2026./cos/Summer 2026./fvs/May 28–31, 2026./lcd/May 22–23, 2026./dwg/May 14–17, 2026./nab/April 2026./socal/Road trip./classic/The previous skincheese.com (v22)./nyc-apartment/TV wall dashboard.The scanner's models run in the browser with WebAssembly. Images never leave the phone.
Every map layer is key-free: OpenStreetMap, OpenFreeMap vector tiles, NASA and USGS feeds, state aerial imagery, public transit and bike-share feeds.
Location comes from your connection's region at the edge, or from your phone only when you tap. Nothing is logged.
Field guides install to the home screen and keep their maps and plans with no signal.